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Girls Mind Dictionary

October 31, 2011 Leave a comment Go to comments

Guys, ever wonder what’s there in a Girls Mind? Yes, this is a million dollar question. We need to give Noble Prize for a machine/person who can read a girls mind. But here are some tips for you guys! Read the below points and be prepared to face it, and please don’t blame me for its accuracy.

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need… = I want.

I am sorry = you’ll be sorry

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure, go ahead = I don’t want you to

Do what you want = you’ll pay for this later

I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you idiot!

Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you’re dead

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me

You’re so manly = You need to shave and look clean

Do you love me? = I am going to ask for something expensive

It’s your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now

I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV

How much do you love me? = I did something today that you’re really not going to like

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